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• I ask people about their signs, so I can shake my head and giggle.
• When I see a frog, I think of ancient ruins.
• Computer games seem more life threatening.
• Trolling has taken on an entirely new meaning for me.
•  I have rethought about the safeness of apple juice.
• Starry nights are funnier.
•  Ghosts are really cool, whether they be green and saved as a computer background or wandering aimlessly around.
•  Magic 8 balls and cue balls are now very fascinating for me.
•  I secretly despise Betty Crocker and some baking food products.
•  I wonder if people can have different colored blood.
•  Cuttlefish are adorable.
•  I sendificate my mail.
•  Social justice bloggers are awkward 19 year olds.
•  Red sweaters will never be the same.
•  Cherubs aren't so innocent anymore.
•  Video games are more exciting.
• I go online more often than I should.
•  Chalk is amazing, and just not something you see on sidewalks.
• Mailboxes, especially the red flags, are extremely entertaining.
• I used to wonder constantly about what Faygo tastes like.
•  Faygo is full of MiRaClEs.
•  Sick Fires comes to mind whenever I see flames.
• Microsoft paint finally wins at something.
• Speech quirks are comical.
• I have strangely felt the need to write an R on the labels marked MAYO.
• Face palms are more impressive.
•  You can't escape the miles comes to mind whenever I'm running or driving a car.
•  I use the phrase "How do you expect to outrun him when he's already there" when I see kids playing chase.
•  Whenever I make typos, I can't help but think of Roxy and her durnkness. *drunkness"
•  I watch movies with Nicolas Cage in them.
•  Romance comedies are even funnier.
•  I now use tumut as an emoticon.
•  The number 69 is just the cancer symbol.
•  Big, white animals are viewed as lusii.
•  Taxidermy is certainly interesting, especially when thinking of Jade's family.
•  The piano, flute, violin and turntables are just really really cool.
•  Caution tape and bed sheets seems like something to wrap yourself in.
•  Irony is something I look forward to going over every year in English class.
• I have seriously thought about what would happen if there was a town made of cans.
•  Objection! in both homestuck, courtrooms, games and real life nearly make me giggle.
•  Whales are now associated with hipsters and capes.
•  Buckets will always be more gross than ever before.
• The color red reminds me of candy.
•  When someone says "I need a towel" the first thing I do is laugh.
•  Rodeo bulls either remind me of Tavros or his lusus.
•  Equius comes to mind whenever I hear a horse gallop or neigh.
• My astrological sign is awesome.
•  Agricultural fairs are way more humorous.
•  Honey is not only a sweet liquid substance from bees, but imagined as potentially deadly too!
• Second person has become more than just choose your own adventure.
• Self inserts and fourth walls have become way more awesome than possible.
•  Troll talk is a lovely past time.
•  Whenever I am about to do something awesome, sometimes the lines: "lets do this. lets make this... TRANSPIRE" comes to mind.
•  Spiders are now viewed as a huge monsters.
• Spending hours talking about trolls and signs is normal now.
• Clowns are both creepy and awesome now.
• Whenever I hear the honk of a horn, I think of Gamzee laughing.
• Robots are even more awesome than before.
• I use words like: gog and glubbing.
• Being Aries in a house of three Aquarius signs and two Scorpio signs is now a very ironic thing.
• Wheelchairs and people in them are epic.
• Romance issues are hysterical when you ask your friends who their kismesis is.
•  I warn my friends about stairs every time they go near them.
•  Magic wands remind me of Eridan's 'science' wand.
• Doodles in my writing journals and binders are full of trolls.
• My friend and I have about a hundred inside jokes.
•  I think of my ancestors and wonder how great they were.
•  Whenever someone "paps" my head or shushes someone, i try very hard not to burst out into laughter.
•  Physic abilities are kind of amazing now.
•  The word "Righteous" is just way more great than possible now.
•  Leggings are now way more impressive.  
• Lizards are sometimes imagined blowing bubbles.
• It's not uncommon for me to exclaim, "Darn it Andrew Hussie!"
• Whenever a character dies, part of me expects it to come back to life.
• I am crazy enough to actually post this onto deviantart.
Okay, I am really nervous to post this list poem... but this had to be said. I think it came out pretty okay... homestuck fans, does this ring true to you as well?

Homestuck belongs completely to Andrew Hussie.
Read his work at!


I came up with a few more, so I thought I would jot them down in here before I forgot.

You people are amazing. Thanks for all the favorites and comments!!!! They have really brighten up my day. Oh, i have also added one or two more statements. :33

Added some more. Just got to say, 200 favorites??? Man, you guys are awesome. When I first put this up, I thought I would have only gotten one or two... not in the hundreds!!! So seriously, Thanks so much!

I have been adding more and more over the course of the past couple weeks. Thanks so much for all the comments, favorites and watches given to me because of this piece, it's really appreciated! I read all the comments and faves, and it makes me feel really nice. You guys deserve medals. ALL OF YOU.

added a couple more. And you guys, this is insane. Never would I have thought people would love this so much ;A;

Added a few more. :) Thanks you guys~


Some more people have been asking for me to add things, so I added three more. Can you find them?


Keep up with those suggestions! :)
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okay, 100 word minimum, here i go! Let's start with the awesomeness off the fact that you know what omestuch is - very. The fact that you took the time to do this makes you about 20% cooler and you are flat out in no need for the worry comments because somehow artists tend to be nerds *i do not understand society **head shake of disapointment** * um... hm. oh gog i started this and don't know what to say. oh yay broke 100 words... i feel like in no way is this critique useful so ima keep going... *derp moment of fail* i know! i'll cheat and use the rating system! okay- vision, well this list must've taken a bit of awhil to do so, originality - lots, people generally make pictures of homestuck moments or thoughts rather than lists, technique - well it worked, impact - i would say anyone who read this and didn't want to figure out what you were talking about has no future. yay! i finished!
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:33< this pawsitvely made my day! I laughed at some pawrts and got grossed out at some other pawrts, I can't wait to show this to Karkitty and Vwhiskers and all the other trolls this! Anyways, this was pawesome and I really loved this pawst! Thanks fur sharing this with us! *ac takes her drawpad and runs off to show the other trolls!*

H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!! TH1S 1S S0 FUNNY! 4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!!
:33< i guess they liked it! :33
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SaikoroSama Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
this has helped me so much   -hugs you-
XxDanteOmegaxX Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, this sums up my experience so far as well. Great job!
xX-RightOnTime-Xx Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
"speech quirks are comical"


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saevuswinds Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Writer
RainyRose871 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Student Artist
You forgot, I constantly metion my own God Tier and use my powers.
I hide from normal people because they will not understand sburb
I ask anyone who's read/reading homestuck for their god tier.
RainyRose871 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student Artist
OMG this is so me XD haha
MedusagorgonSE Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  New member Student Artist
I always viewed spiders as huge monsters, XD
bloodyrosethorn Featured By Owner Edited Jun 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Everything except the inside jokes part is true for me.  None of my friends read homestuck.  :iconcryplz:
STEPHYPIEFOREVER Featured By Owner Edited Jun 28, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Same for mine. I then unleashed it upon them, and it was hilarious. Invite them for a sleep over, and then when a computer is open and you two are hanging, pull it up.
bloodyrosethorn Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
good Idea.  I'm gonna try it.
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