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• I ask people about their signs, so I can shake my head and giggle.
• When I see a frog, I think of ancient ruins.
• Computer games seem more life threatening.
• Trolling has taken on an entirely new meaning for me.
•  I have rethought about the safeness of apple juice.
• Starry nights are funnier.
•  Ghosts are really cool, whether they be green and saved as a computer background or wandering aimlessly around.
•  Magic 8 balls and cue balls are now very fascinating for me.
•  I secretly despise Betty Crocker and some baking food products.
•  I wonder if people can have different colored blood.
•  Cuttlefish are adorable.
•  I sendificate my mail.
•  Social justice bloggers are awkward 19 year olds.
•  Red sweaters will never be the same.
•  Cherubs aren't so innocent anymore.
•  Video games are more exciting.
• I go online more often than I should.
•  Chalk is amazing, and just not something you see on sidewalks.
• Mailboxes, especially the red flags, are extremely entertaining.
• I used to wonder constantly about what Faygo tastes like.
•  Faygo is full of MiRaClEs.
•  Sick Fires comes to mind whenever I see flames.
• Microsoft paint finally wins at something.
• Speech quirks are comical.
• I have strangely felt the need to write an R on the labels marked MAYO.
• Face palms are more impressive.
•  You can't escape the miles comes to mind whenever I'm running or driving a car.
•  I use the phrase "How do you expect to outrun him when he's already there" when I see kids playing chase.
•  Whenever I make typos, I can't help but think of Roxy and her durnkness. *drunkness"
•  I watch movies with Nicolas Cage in them.
•  Romance comedies are even funnier.
•  I now use tumut as an emoticon.
•  The number 69 is just the cancer symbol.
•  Big, white animals are viewed as lusii.
•  Taxidermy is certainly interesting, especially when thinking of Jade's family.
•  The piano, flute, violin and turntables are just really really cool.
•  Caution tape and bed sheets seems like something to wrap yourself in.
•  Irony is something I look forward to going over every year in English class.
• I have seriously thought about what would happen if there was a town made of cans.
•  Objection! in both homestuck, courtrooms, games and real life nearly make me giggle.
•  Whales are now associated with hipsters and capes.
•  Buckets will always be more gross than ever before.
• The color red reminds me of candy.
•  When someone says "I need a towel" the first thing I do is laugh.
•  Rodeo bulls either remind me of Tavros or his lusus.
•  Equius comes to mind whenever I hear a horse gallop or neigh.
• My astrological sign is awesome.
•  Agricultural fairs are way more humorous.
•  Honey is not only a sweet liquid substance from bees, but imagined as potentially deadly too!
• Second person has become more than just choose your own adventure.
• Self inserts and fourth walls have become way more awesome than possible.
•  Troll talk is a lovely past time.
•  Whenever I am about to do something awesome, sometimes the lines: "lets do this. lets make this... TRANSPIRE" comes to mind.
•  Spiders are now viewed as a huge monsters.
• Spending hours talking about trolls and signs is normal now.
• Clowns are both creepy and awesome now.
• Whenever I hear the honk of a horn, I think of Gamzee laughing.
• Robots are even more awesome than before.
• I use words like: gog and glubbing.
• Being Aries in a house of three Aquarius signs and two Scorpio signs is now a very ironic thing.
• Wheelchairs and people in them are epic.
• Romance issues are hysterical when you ask your friends who their kismesis is.
•  I warn my friends about stairs every time they go near them.
•  Magic wands remind me of Eridan's 'science' wand.
• Doodles in my writing journals and binders are full of trolls.
• My friend and I have about a hundred inside jokes.
•  I think of my ancestors and wonder how great they were.
•  Whenever someone "paps" my head or shushes someone, i try very hard not to burst out into laughter.
•  Physic abilities are kind of amazing now.
•  The word "Righteous" is just way more great than possible now.
•  Leggings are now way more impressive.  
• Lizards are sometimes imagined blowing bubbles.
• It's not uncommon for me to exclaim, "Darn it Andrew Hussie!"
• Whenever a character dies, part of me expects it to come back to life.
• I am crazy enough to actually post this onto deviantart.
Okay, I am really nervous to post this list poem... but this had to be said. I think it came out pretty okay... homestuck fans, does this ring true to you as well?

Homestuck belongs completely to Andrew Hussie.
Read his work at!


I came up with a few more, so I thought I would jot them down in here before I forgot.

You people are amazing. Thanks for all the favorites and comments!!!! They have really brighten up my day. Oh, i have also added one or two more statements. :33

Added some more. Just got to say, 200 favorites??? Man, you guys are awesome. When I first put this up, I thought I would have only gotten one or two... not in the hundreds!!! So seriously, Thanks so much!

I have been adding more and more over the course of the past couple weeks. Thanks so much for all the comments, favorites and watches given to me because of this piece, it's really appreciated! I read all the comments and faves, and it makes me feel really nice. You guys deserve medals. ALL OF YOU.

added a couple more. And you guys, this is insane. Never would I have thought people would love this so much ;A;

Added a few more. :) Thanks you guys~


Some more people have been asking for me to add things, so I added three more. Can you find them?


Keep up with those suggestions! :)
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okay, 100 word minimum, here i go! Let's start with the awesomeness off the fact that you know what omestuch is - very. The fact that you took the time to do this makes you about 20% cooler and you are flat out in no need for the worry comments because somehow artists tend to be nerds *i do not understand society **head shake of disapointment** * um... hm. oh gog i started this and don't know what to say. oh yay broke 100 words... i feel like in no way is this critique useful so ima keep going... *derp moment of fail* i know! i'll cheat and use the rating system! okay- vision, well this list must've taken a bit of awhil to do so, originality - lots, people generally make pictures of homestuck moments or thoughts rather than lists, technique - well it worked, impact - i would say anyone who read this and didn't want to figure out what you were talking about has no future. yay! i finished!
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:33< this pawsitvely made my day! I laughed at some pawrts and got grossed out at some other pawrts, I can't wait to show this to Karkitty and Vwhiskers and all the other trolls this! Anyways, this was pawesome and I really loved this pawst! Thanks fur sharing this with us! *ac takes her drawpad and runs off to show the other trolls!*

H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!! TH1S 1S S0 FUNNY! 4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!!
:33< i guess they liked it! :33
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Okami-Icess Featured By Owner 1 day ago
XD yay!
LadyNianCat Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think the same 
LegendofTails Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I haven't exactly have been keeping up with Homestuck all that much.

Hell I haven't even gotten introduced to most of the other characters, but I'm getting there with the death of Tavros (That poor dude that made me cry a little but I know that it's a feels trip)

I'm having one heck of a time with this webcomic and I'm enjoying every single moment. For the joy and misery.

Before I even started to read this, some of my friends say "You're such a John", and I didn't even know what that meant, but the funny thing was that we both absolutely adore Nick Cage, we both wear glasses, I like the element of wind and he becomes the heir of Breath, and some of my drawings of me look almost exactly like John. It's so weird, and my sign is Cancer and again, my friends were making inside jokes about me stealing hands or something like that, it's almost like I was meant to start reading this, and it's spooky to me.

One of my friends say that I'm like a certain villain in the series, I dunno who he/she is but I look forward to the discovery when it comes.

Sorry to make this comment so long but since this is Homestuck we're talking about it's pretty much expected eh? c:
dinopasta33 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Terribubble puns arrr now that much more pawsome.
Amberpelt7 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 23, 2014  Student General Artist
I do some of these, and after reading this ill do so much more :33 [which ill be annoying to my friends since they don't read HS. the one who does isn't caught up yet.] I'm an aquarius, my friends are virgo, pisces, Gemini  [ironically, it's my friends who are twins that got sollux] and sagitarius [however te glub you spell that...] and [once again, ironically or coincidentally] my mom is gamzee while my dad is tavros... PB&J. and my bro is karkat. I'm surrounded by people who want to kill me o-o
cowmaiden Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am a leo.
The three people who sit next to me are Capricorns.
After finding this out, i was subsequently terrified.
TheLittleGingerGirl Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
to ture
DevTheDeviant Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I now ask people about their signs too. My parents and I are Karkats, and my brother is a Kanaya.
MossPathHomestuck Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014
this is almost all true for me too XD
BetterScarletMystery Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have an OC team called mayonaise, (it's been around since before I heard of homestuck) and I've been calling one of it's members "WV" lately XD 
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