I ask people about their signs, so I can shake my head and giggle.
When I see a frog, I think of ancient ruins.
Computer games seem more life threatening.
Trolling has taken on an entirely new meaning for me.
I have rethought about the safeness of apple juice.
Starry nights are funnier.
Ghosts are really cool, whether they be green and saved as a computer background or wandering aimlessly around.
Magic 8 balls and cue balls are now very fascinating for me.
I secretly despise Betty Crocker and some baking food products.
I wonder if people can have different colored blood.
Cuttlefish are adorable.
I sendificate my mail.
Social justice bloggers are awkward 19 year olds.
Red sweaters will never be the same.
Cherubs aren't so innocent anymore.
Video games are more exciting.
I go online more often than I should.
Chalk is amazing, and just not something you see on sidewalks.
Mailboxes, especially the red flags, are extremely entertaining.
I used to wonder constantly about what Faygo tastes like.
Faygo is full of MiRaClEs.
Sick Fires comes to mind whenever I see flames.
Microsoft paint finally wins at something.
Speech quirks are comical.
I have strangely felt the need to write an R on the labels marked MAYO.
Face palms are more impressive.
You can't escape the miles comes to mind whenever I'm running or driving a car.
I use the phrase "How do you expect to outrun him when he's already there" when I see kids playing chase.
Whenever I make typos, I can't help but think of Roxy and her durnkness. *drunkness"
I watch movies with Nicolas Cage in them.
Romance comedies are even funnier.
I now use tumut as an emoticon.
The number 69 is just the cancer symbol.
Big, white animals are viewed as lusii.
Taxidermy is certainly interesting, especially when thinking of Jade's family.
The piano, flute, violin and turntables are just really really cool.
Caution tape and bed sheets seems like something to wrap yourself in.
Irony is something I look forward to going over every year in English class.
I have seriously thought about what would happen if there was a town made of cans.
Objection! in both homestuck, courtrooms, games and real life nearly make me giggle.
Whales are now associated with hipsters and capes.
Buckets will always be more gross than ever before.
The color red reminds me of candy.
When someone says "I need a towel" the first thing I do is laugh.
Rodeo bulls either remind me of Tavros or his lusus.
Equius comes to mind whenever I hear a horse gallop or neigh.
My astrological sign is awesome.
Agricultural fairs are way more humorous.
Honey is not only a sweet liquid substance from bees, but imagined as potentially deadly too!
Second person has become more than just choose your own adventure.
Self inserts and fourth walls have become way more awesome than possible.
Troll talk is a lovely past time.
Whenever I am about to do something awesome, sometimes the lines: "lets do this. lets make this... TRANSPIRE" comes to mind.
Spiders are now viewed as a huge monsters.
Spending hours talking about trolls and signs is normal now.
Clowns are both creepy and awesome now.
Whenever I hear the honk of a horn, I think of Gamzee laughing.
Robots are even more awesome than before.
I use words like: gog and glubbing.
Being Aries in a house of three Aquarius signs and two Scorpio signs is now a very ironic thing.
Wheelchairs and people in them are epic.
Romance issues are hysterical when you ask your friends who their kismesis is.
I warn my friends about stairs every time they go near them.
Magic wands remind me of Eridan's 'science' wand.
Doodles in my writing journals and binders are full of trolls.
My friend and I have about a hundred inside jokes.
I think of my ancestors and wonder how great they were.
Whenever someone "paps" my head or shushes someone, i try very hard not to burst out into laughter.
Physic abilities are kind of amazing now.
The word "Righteous" is just way more great than possible now.
Leggings are now way more impressive.
Lizards are sometimes imagined blowing bubbles.
It's not uncommon for me to exclaim, "Darn it Andrew Hussie!"
Whenever a character dies, part of me expects it to come back to life.
I am crazy enough to actually post this onto deviantart.