Because of Homestuck...

• I ask people about their signs, so I can shake my head and giggle.
• When I see a frog, I think of ancient ruins.
• Computer games seem more life threatening.
• Trolling has taken on an entirely new meaning for me.
•  I have rethought about the safeness of apple juice.
• Starry nights are funnier.
•  Ghosts are really cool, whether they be green and saved as a computer background or wandering aimlessly around.
•  Magic 8 balls and cue balls are now very fascinating for me.
•  I secretly despise Betty Crocker and some baking food products.
•  I wonder if people can have different colored blood.
•  Cuttlefish are adorable.
•  I sendificate my mail.
•  Social justice bloggers are awkward 19 year olds.
•  Red sweaters will never be the same.
•  Cherubs aren't so innocent anymore.
•  Video games are more exciting.
• I go online more often than I should.
•  Chalk is amazing, and just not something you see on sidewalks.
• Mailboxes, especially the red flags, are extremely entertaining.
• I used to wonder constantly about what Faygo tastes like.
•  Faygo is full of MiRaClEs.
•  Sick Fires comes to mind whenever I see flames.
• Microsoft paint finally wins at something.
• Speech quirks are comical.
• I have strangely felt the need to write an R on the labels marked MAYO.
• Face palms are more impressive.
•  You can't escape the miles comes to mind whenever I'm running or driving a car.
•  I use the phrase "How do you expect to outrun him when he's already there" when I see kids playing chase.
•  Whenever I make typos, I can't help but think of Roxy and her durnkness. *drunkness"
•  I watch movies with Nicolas Cage in them.
•  Romance comedies are even funnier.
•  I now use tumut as an emoticon.
•  The number 69 is just the cancer symbol.
•  Big, white animals are viewed as lusii.
•  Taxidermy is certainly interesting, especially when thinking of Jade's family.
•  The piano, flute, violin and turntables are just really really cool.
•  Caution tape and bed sheets seems like something to wrap yourself in.
•  Irony is something I look forward to going over every year in English class.
• I have seriously thought about what would happen if there was a town made of cans.
•  Objection! in both homestuck, courtrooms, games and real life nearly make me giggle.
•  Whales are now associated with hipsters and capes.
•  Buckets will always be more gross than ever before.
• The color red reminds me of candy.
•  When someone says "I need a towel" the first thing I do is laugh.
•  Rodeo bulls either remind me of Tavros or his lusus.
•  Equius comes to mind whenever I hear a horse gallop or neigh.
• My astrological sign is awesome.
•  Agricultural fairs are way more humorous.
•  Honey is not only a sweet liquid substance from bees, but imagined as potentially deadly too!
• Second person has become more than just choose your own adventure.
• Self inserts and fourth walls have become way more awesome than possible.
•  Troll talk is a lovely past time.
•  Whenever I am about to do something awesome, sometimes the lines: "lets do this. lets make this... TRANSPIRE" comes to mind.
•  Spiders are now viewed as a huge monsters.
• Spending hours talking about trolls and signs is normal now.
• Clowns are both creepy and awesome now.
• Whenever I hear the honk of a horn, I think of Gamzee laughing.
• Robots are even more awesome than before.
• I use words like: gog and glubbing.
• Being Aries in a house of three Aquarius signs and two Scorpio signs is now a very ironic thing.
• Wheelchairs and people in them are epic.
• Romance issues are hysterical when you ask your friends who their kismesis is.
•  I warn my friends about stairs every time they go near them.
•  Magic wands remind me of Eridan's 'science' wand.
• Doodles in my writing journals and binders are full of trolls.
• My friend and I have about a hundred inside jokes.
•  I think of my ancestors and wonder how great they were.
•  Whenever someone "paps" my head or shushes someone, i try very hard not to burst out into laughter.
•  Physic abilities are kind of amazing now.
•  The word "Righteous" is just way more great than possible now.
•  Leggings are now way more impressive.  
• Lizards are sometimes imagined blowing bubbles.
• It's not uncommon for me to exclaim, "Darn it Andrew Hussie!"
• Whenever a character dies, part of me expects it to come back to life.
• I am crazy enough to actually post this onto deviantart.